Zen in Motion.

The ramblings and oddities of Zen.

What? You mean if you are an actor you get immediate citizenship? Whooda thunk it? January 31, 2008

Filed under: abcess, celebs — everythingzen @ 4:37 am

    I s’pose “extroardinary abilities” are including but not limited to: shaving ones head, making sex tapes, driving drunk and almost running over people, getting married and divorced in the same day, being a abcess on the ass of humanity, etc.

Please sign my husband and other hopeful immigrants that do want to make a difference in this country up for the “extroardinary ability” workshop that is probably held by Mr. and Mrs. Hilton every Wednesday and Saturday night, right after their colonics session.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080129/ap_en_ot/expatriate_entertainers
From green card to SAG card

LOS ANGELES - He died thousands of miles from home, but like hundreds of other entertainers who came before him, Heath Ledger had left his native land to carve out a career in Hollywood.
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In doing so, the Australian-born actor, who died last week in New York City of still-undetermined causes, joined a long list of expatriate entertainers that includes Spain’s Antonio Banderas, Canada’s Mike Myers and even the man who paid tribute to Ledger at Sunday’s Screen Actors Guild Awards, the Englishman Daniel Day-Lewis.

With immigration as a hot-button issue in an election year, the internationalization of Hollywood — nine of the 20 acting or supporting Oscar nominations this year went to foreign-born movie stars — begs the question: Is it easier for an actor to get a U.S. work visa than, say, a dishwasher?

“It is and it isn’t,” said immigration lawyer Mark Ivener, who has handled work permit and residency applications for numerous entertainers, including Ledger.

While English skills and hailing from a favored nation can certainly help, it turns out that star power helps grease the skids with government officials, too.

“It is easier if you are well-known,” said Ivener. “Then you don’t have to go through the labor certification process where you have to demonstrate to the Department of Labor that you won’t be taking away a job from an American.”

But for a struggling actor who’s been waiting tables in London or Mexico City and would rather sling hash in Hollywood, the process is just as hard as it is for anyone else, say Ivener and others.

There are other criteria: Immigration lawyers say whether you’re a scientist or a wannabe entertainer, it’s definitely a drawback to be from a country on a terrorist watch list, or one that’s predominantly Muslim, for that matter.

“That’s still considered — unfortunately,” said Kathleen Walker, president of the American Immigration Lawyers Association. Just being born in a country like Iran, Sudan, Cuba or North Korea, she said, leaves any person open to extra scrutiny.

“Which I don’t believe in,” she added. “If I were born in Iran but have never been in Iran since my birth, I’m still subject to additional screening.”

And it can’t hurt to be from an English-speaking country like Australia, England or Canada — most roles still go to fluent English speakers, after all, the immigration lawyers say.

All the same, Hollywood seems to be making way for an ever widening variety of foreign-born entertainers, from Jackie Chan of Hong Kong and Salma Hayek of Mexico to relative newcomers (and current Oscar nominees) Marion Cotillard of France and Saoirse Ronan of Ireland.

And it’s one thing to come to America to shoot and promote a movie. Turning that success into a full-time residence in Beverly Hills? That’s a little more complicated.

“There are really only two major ways people can come here permanently. They have to be sponsored by family or by a job,” said Marie Sebrechts, a spokeswoman for U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services.

In the case of actors, musicians or athletes, they are usually sponsored by the studio, record label or sports team that employs them.

“I got my green card through Motown,” said Canadian-born comedian Tommy Chong, adding that the record label sponsored him after signing his band the Vancouvers to its label in the 1960s and producing its hit record, “Does Your Mama Know About Me.” After the label dropped the group, Chong went on to fame as part of Cheech and Chong and eventually became a U.S. citizen.

Ledger became a star in Australian TV and films before he came to the United States. When a studio wanted him for a U.S. film it enlisted Ivener’s help in getting him a nonresident work visa.

Ivener also helped British actor Anthony Hopkins obtain a visa and eventually U.S. citizenship after the actor came to the United States following stardom in Great Britain.

The key to success in these and other cases, say immigration lawyers, is in gaining enough attention somewhere else to attract a major studio or record label in the U.S. as a sponsor.

“It’s kind of a corny analogy. But you know how banks only lend money to rich people?” said immigration lawyer Bernie Wolfsdorf. “It’s the same framework with immigration. The top people can get the visas, and the wannabes and the up-and-comings not so much.”

Although U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services sets aside separate categories for actors, athletes and other entertainers who want to work in the United States, to have the best chance of receiving a visa one must also demonstrate “extraordinary ability.”

“I had to amass all my gold albums and have photographs taken of them and get records of all the recorded events I’d played at and the amount of tours I’d done and the amount of money I’d made,” said Keith Emerson of the British rock group Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

Soon after arriving in the United States nearly 13 years ago, Emerson said, he began to bump into other British musicians around Los Angeles who had gone through the same experience.

“We’ve formed a band called the Aliens of Extraordinary Ability, just to get together and jam,” he said.

Meanwhile, the pull of the United States on foreign entertainers is simple, says Chong: It’s the big time.

“That’s the dream, if you’re from another country, to come to the States,” he said. “It was my dream since childhood.”

 

Yes I have a toddler and an almost newborn in tow. January 30, 2008

Filed under: babies, family, mom — everythingzen @ 4:56 am
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Yes I have a toddler and an almost newborn in tow.

If you ever want me to come to your house, then please consider this. I have a 2 year old toddler, that loves to “explore” and use her curiosity. I refuse to go anywhere that doesn’t allow children, or anywhere that they look upon me with the “when are you going to beat that child because she is touching my picture frame” look. Not going to do it.

Have you noticed these types of places you go do not have children? Or they are the ones that say they are going to have children “someday?” It seems it’ll be a cold day in hell before they realize the “realities” of having small children; and it is going to kick them in the ass when they do. If they ever do.

So next time you have guests, consider their children and how old they are. Of course there are boundaries and lines they can cross (letting them tear up things, yelling, screaming, etc) but to yell at THEIR child for touching a picture frame or a DVD is not only asinine, but un-called for. What really is unfortunate is they are the ones wanting children in the future.

 

Borders are… just lines that we’ve drawn and … can not destroy a family or a marriage. December 12, 2007

Filed under: homeland security, immigration, mexico — everythingzen @ 2:21 pm
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The subject of this blog is a quote from my sister-in-law, Christine. She and my brother-in-law Alex was currently denied a US VISA while being in Cuidad Juarez, Mexico. Luis and I have also been, for the last two years, doing the same paperwork as they have. Spent thousands of dollars and attempting to do everything the right way.
The time came for Christine and Alex to go to Mexico to their appointment, only to be heart broken. They have been married for 2 1/2 years and doing well financially.

Here are some parts from the heart wrenching email I received from her last night:

Hi Everyone,
We apologize again for the mass email, but this is a story we don’t care to tell more than we have to so…

Alex had his appointment today at the National Visa Center in Juarez and his visa application was denied. This was not entirely a suprise to us. Because of the amount of time he spent in the United States undocumented his application was subject to a mandatory bar (regardless of our 2.5 year marriage: yes, those are in fact the rules).
As best we can understand without talking to a lawyer (Christine was not allowed to the appointment although she is Alex’s his wife as well as his sponser) there is a three year “punishment” before we can apply again. We are told there is a waiver for this punishment that we can file on his behalf. In order for the waiver to work Christine would need to prove “extreme hardship” if Alex didn’t return to the USA. We am told that without children and a mortage Christine has no hope of proving “extreme hardship.” What a sad suprise it was to learn that our attempt’s at being financially responsible would be all the wrong moves as far as immigration is concerned.

Of course, our hearts are broken. Our plan going forward is for us to fly to Alex’s hometown of Torreon tomorrow morning. We will spend a few days there getting Alex settled back in to his childhood home, where his mother still lives. He has a great deal of extended family in Torreon and for that we are both very grateful. Christine will return to Astoria Saturday evening. Christine will seek out a new attorney in Portland or Seattle as soon as possible. The lawyer we were working with in Atlanta did not prepare us for a great many things that we have learned over the last several days here in Jaurez. Once we have a new attorney we will decide how to proceed.
We know this is disappointing and shocking news for everyone. As you all know, it is harder for us than anything we’ve ever faced. We feel like we could write a book on our experiences these last two years as we’ve navigated our way through the US Immigration System. We have many experiences we would like to share with everyone over the next few weeks. We would like to use our situation to help educate others on the need for immigration reform. We would like everyone to understand what is really going on with our system and how very broken the system is.
Christine will return to work for several days on December 17th as she would like to get her bearings for a few days and try to devise a plan for the future. Her mother is flying to Astoria on the 19th and it is comforting to both of us that she will be with Christine over the holiday. Please know that your prayers were appreciated. This will work out for the best in the end. Borders are after all, just lines that we’ve drawn and borders can not destroy a family or a marriage.
To our families: we will speak with you over the phone in the coming days and we love you all.
To our friends: we will see and speak to you all soon. To the extent that you can explain this to co-workers and friends it would be appreciated. Just writing this email is hard enough and having to tell the story again and again is equivalent to torture. We love you all as well.
Take Care,
Christine & Alex

I know she would want me to spread the word and have everyone hear their story. Our nation is indeed in a great need for immigration reform. Please keep my family in mind when you think you know something about immigration and immigrants coming to the US. It isn’t easy as it “seems” to you and you can’t just get married to a citizen and be one yourself.

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Christina–

 

Zeitgeist. August 14, 2007

Filed under: humanity, ignorance is bliss, irony, life, unfair — everythingzen @ 2:11 am

Highly recommended. Thanks Sandy!

Zeitgeist. The Movie. 2007

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/index.html

 

The friend. July 2, 2007

Filed under: abcess, friendship, humanity, irony, karma, myspace — everythingzen @ 2:42 am

Isn’t it funny? How you often think you know somebody and know them well? I find it quite ironic how a little thing called “karma” spins back around and hits one with a frying pan.

For instance. A friend finds you on, let’s say..myspace. You haven’t seen this friend in almost 6 years minimum. This “friend” starts bringing up things that doesn’t matter, never did matter, nor ever will matter. Funny isn’t it; so far? Well then. You see, this “friend” never was really a friend to begin with. Merely a tool. A manipulative abcess on the ever-growing-so-fat ass of humanity.

Now. They are losing their “friends.” Slowly..but surely. Positively.

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Yea well, it’s my birthday guys! June 28, 2007

Filed under: 26, birthday wishes, mommy matter, old ass, tired — everythingzen @ 6:30 am

You are too much, really.

I was so tired and not so happy. Tonight, when I logged into my mommy matter account, a shit-eating-grin spread across my face like it was smeared on with a butta’ knife. Yes. I said butta’. Behold the huge ass banner all for MEEEEE!

I want to give a shout-the-hell-out to the wenches that remembered, to the wenches that care. Thanks really, thanks a 26 million!

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A Poem. By Maya Angelou. June 13, 2007

Filed under: Phenomenal, maya angelou, mommy matter, qweenie, woman — everythingzen @ 3:43 pm

My friend Kirstie shared this with us at Mommy Matter. It is called :

Phenomenal Woman — Maya Angelou
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I’m not cute or built to suit a model’s fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I’m telling lies.
I say
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That’s me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
And to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees.
I say
It’s the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can’t see.
I say
It’s in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The ride of my breasts
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That’s me.

Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say
It’s in the click of my heels
The bend of my hair
The palm of my hand
The need for my care.
‘Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That’s me.

 

She wiggled. June 7, 2007

Filed under: drunk driving, idiocy, ignorance is bliss, paris hilton — everythingzen @ 6:00 pm

Paris has already wiggled herself out of jail. Great. Another drunken harlot on the streets.

How nice.

The end.

 

Mommy Matter June 5, 2007

Filed under: children, family, forum, friends, laugh, life, love, mom, mommy matter, popular mom site, queens — everythingzen @ 5:52 am

Here is my story. I have always wanted to be a part of a forum that I could just relax and kick off my “shoes.” I have never been so blessed than before the time I discovered Mommy Matter. This forum is a true gift, including the women that are a part of it. We laugh together, cry together, sing, dance, piss, moan, groan, share stories, relate, debate, and so much more that our poor estrogen-related brains can handle.

Be a part of this wonderful thing.

http://www.mommymatter.com

 

Equal Opportunity. Sure. June 4, 2007

Filed under: equal opportunity, unfair, workforce — everythingzen @ 4:03 am

The husband just came home from work to tell me that he is “off” for the NEXT four days! I am like…what? Um. We need money. Why are you off? He tells me that it was the manager’s decision. Keep in mind that the manager is a huge drana mogul.

Anyways, all the servers only get off one day a week. Last week, the husband was off on Wednesday. The manager asked him to come in on his off day and help clean the floors at 11 pm. YES. 11 pm. AT NIGHT. Of course, the husband refuses, stating that it isn’t fair that he should come in on his only day off out of 50 plus hour work weeks to help clean the floors. They are fully staffed at that location, plus many other locations by the same owners. They have plenty of employees. We also live in a Hispanic community. They are always looking for work around here.

Ok, back on topic. When the husband refused to come in, the manager told him he would have to do side-work for a week and pay 50$ out of his weekly pay from the restaurant, not the tips(which is NOTHING). The husband isn’t a stupid man, he knows that the manager will pocket the cash. Of course, he refuses to pay the money, but is willing to accept the circumstances of doing side work (this consists of doing triple your duty of silverware, cleaning bathrooms, etc).

So. P**** manager puts up the schedule. Husband is off for four days. He asks him WTH is up. He blames in on the owner. Husband asks owner. Owner says it isn’t true, that he could never do that to any of the servers. Owner will not change the schedule but is willing to have a meeting with husband tomorrow.

Back to the topic at hand. I do not understand how this could be legal. Right now I am searching the labor department for something, anything relating to this matter. I really hope, but highly doubt, that the manager realizes how much pay he is taking away from my husband, therefore, from our family. We depend on the husband for everything. We are going to lose around 250$. Yes. This is a 4 1/2 star restaurant (would be 5 but the parking lot was deemed too small).

Is everything zen right now? No. Do I want to seriously take this guy out for a lashing? Yes. Equal opportunity. Hell no.